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One thing that I love about Asylum films is that, as opposed to big studio productions, they always deliver exactly what they promise. As a part of the lead up to the third Sharknadofilm, 3-Headed Shark Attack premiered on the SyFY network on Monday night. The title promised a three-headed shark and that is exactly what the film delivered. The title also promised that the three-headed shark would attack and, again, that‘«÷s exactly what happened. This giant 3-headed shark devoured a record number of fisherman, scientists, and college students.

3-Headed Shark Attack is also the story of three boats and the people on those boats.

One boat is a booze cruise that‘«÷s full of rich kids and their bikini-clad girlfriends. You really only have to take one look at these people to know that almost all of them are doomed. However, they certainly are not helping matters by tossing all of their empty beer cans into the ocean. Little do they know that there‘«÷s a giant shark with three heads following the trail of cans.

On another, much smaller boat, there are the survivors of the 3-headed shark‘«÷s previous attack on the Persephone research lab. They are scientists, environmentalists, and a few student interns. They may have been dedicated to protecting the environment but the three-headed shark could hardly care less. While thsee people seem to be a little bit more competent than the drunks on the booze cruise, it‘«÷s still hard not to feel that they are all equally doomed.

And finally, there‘«÷s one final boat. The people on this fishing boat have guns, which in theory should be helpful against a three-headed shark. Even more importantly, Danny Trejo is on this boat! If anyone can defeat a three-headed shark, it‘«÷s Danny Trejo, right!? SyFy advertised 3-Headed Shark Attack as ‘«£starring Danny Trejo‘«ō but, to be honest, Danny‘«÷s role is pretty much a cameo. But that‘«÷s okay. Danny Trejo is always fun, regardless of how much screen time he has. Plus, the film smartly uses Danny‘«÷s badass persona to keep the audience off-balance.

3-Headed Shark Attack was director Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray (who also directed the much different but equally entertaining Mega Shark vs. Kolossus) and it‘«÷s also a sequel to 2-Headed Shark Attack. 3 Headed Shark Attack is a surprisingly somber film, one in which likable characters are just as likely to killed as unlikable ones and where the ocean frequently turns red with innocent blood. For those who, as a result of the Sharknado films, have gotten it into their heads that all Asylum films are actually comedies, 3-Headed Shark Attack will prove otherwise.

3-Headed Shark Attack is an entertaining work of underwater mayhem. If, like all good people, you love the Asylum style of filmmaking, you‘«÷ll find a lot to enjoy about 3-Headed Shark Attack. This is a film that delivers exactly what it promises.

Here‘«÷s hoping that 4-Headed Shark Attack is close behind!